Verse 1
WHEN I’M IN TROUBLE, IF I’VE BEEN BAD
AND THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SEE
PLEASE REMEMBER
MY DARLIN’
THAT’S NOT ME
THAT’S NOT ME

Verse 2
LATE IN THE EVENING WHEN I’M NOT HOME YET
AND IT’S A QUARTER AFTER 3:00
HONEST BABY
IN MY HEART
THAT’S NOT ME
NO BABY THAT’S NOT ME

Chorus
AND I KNOW I’M NO PICNIC
BUT I NEVER EVER CLAIMED TO BE
AND THAT MAN MISBEHAVIN’
WELL THAT’S NOT ME

Verse 3
ME OH MY HOW YOU TROUBLE
HOW YOU FUSS; GIVE ME GRIEF
IF I FORGET TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WELL HONEY THAT’S NOT ME
NO BABY THAT’S NOT ME.

Lead Break (on chorus)

Verse 4
PLEASE PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOUR MAN
I’M NOT ALL THAT I APPEAR TO BE
IF I’M UNCARIN’, WELL, GIRL I SWEARIN’
THAT’S NOT ME

©1989Glenn Reid